تويت
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts off his finger while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke 3 packs a day for 40 years & die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame it on TV.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit & tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet & the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,
I want you to blame Bill Gates ....
If a man cuts off his finger while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke 3 packs a day for 40 years & die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame it on TV.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit & tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet & the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,
I want you to blame Bill Gates ....
I Hope u like it :P
تعليق