TEACHER : Jack, what is the chemical formula for water? ----------
JACK : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
JACK : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Joe : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
TEACHER : Haile, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested .
HAILE : A teacher .
TEACHER : Meron, go to the map and find North America.
MERON : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Meron
TEACHER : Why are you late, DANIEL?
DANIEL: Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
DANIEL : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Jim: I want to be a pilot.
Vinod: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Ravi: I want to help Deepa.
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.
TEACHER: Sam , why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Sam: You told me to do it without using tables!
Teacher: Jack, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's , did you copy it ?
Jack: No ,teacher , it's the same dog ... !!
Teacher: Jack , There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond . A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs.HOW??
Jack: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ??
Sam: No sir , Idon't have to , my mom is a good cook
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
Mark: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
at home. !!