في بحث للدكتور محمود البطاطاوي الذي قدمه في مؤتمر "البطاطا وأثرها على الكرة الأرضية ، قدم الدلائل والبراهين التي تفيد بأن البطاطا لها تأثير عجيب ، فهي تنمي الذكاء بالدرجة الأولى ، وتزيد من قدرة الإنسان الجسمية ، وقد صرح في نهاية المؤتمر أنه يؤمن بقدرة البطاطا على وهب الحيوية التامة لمتناوليها ، وقد أدلى أنه من كثر أكله للبطاطا تغير شكل رأسه ، وأصبحت شعراته كشراءح البطاطا التي يتناولها في مطعمه الخاص

ونحن نؤمن كذلك يا دكتور بطاطاوي ، ونتمى لك طول العمر ، ونعومة الإستدارة في الوجه

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

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عضو في نادي محبي البطاطا

What can you do with a bag of potatoeS?! Have a PARTY!
Kee Hong said that I haven't blogged for a long time... So there! I am blogging now! Actually i don't know what to blog about...

Anyways, we had a potAto poker party and it was awesome.. My supposingly hash brown became hash mash... Then Jeannie made tortilla's and also mash potatoes...And we played Cranium..HIllarious!! and AnalysT!

Here is a dumb and weird ending about potatoes!!




You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had a little one, a real sweet Potato, whom they called 'Yam.' They wanted the best for little Yam, telling her all about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half baked because she could get Mashed, get a bad name like 'Hot Potato,' and then end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, that no Mr. McSpud would get her in the sack and make a Rotten Potato out of her!

But she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of food and exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. Mr. and Mrs. Potato even told her about going off to Europe and to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland. And even the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. They also said she should watch out for the Indians when going out west because she could get Scalloped.

Yam told them she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Blue Belles or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks you see around town that say, 'Frito Lay.' Mr. & Mrs. Potato wanted the best for Yam, so they sent her to Idaho P.U., that's Potato University, where the Big Potatoes come from. When she graduates, she'll really be in the Chips.

One day Yam came home and said she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset and said she couldn't marry him because Tom Brokaw is just a commentator.

(does anyone get the ending?!)